In one of my latest blogs, Humor@SAP Contest: Are you ready?, I announced together with SDN a contest for creating the funniest SAP Fact Chuck Norris Style. This contest will end at 22.October at 24:00 GMT+1 or in less than five days!. After the vote has ended, we will go through each individual vote for the top entries and look for cheating.
Just to remind you of the prizes; there will be three GRAND PRIZES along with the eternal glory:
- 1st prize: 200 points
- 2nd prize: 150 points
- 3nd prize: 100 points
Each approved submitted fact with a valid BC URL will also get 2 points
So far we've gotten 79 approved facts and there has been 2400 votes cast. You can still contribute with new facts, just follow the instructions from my Humor@SAP Contest: Are you ready?.
Top 30 facts so far
Here are the top 30 facts so far. Please vote for them and the other facts, so that we can get the true winner of the contest. | Position | Fact | Votes | Score |
| 1. | Yes, even Larry Ellison is a homo SAPience | 40 | 7.93 |
| 2. | Read in Wikipedia under the term Oracle: "... the use of Oracle bones dates as far back as the Shai... | 40 | 7.87 |
| 3. | The matrix runs SAP | 71 | 7.85 |
| 4. | A popular sentence when dating: "MySAP or YourSAP?" | 53 | 7.74 |
| 5. | Oracle runs SAP | 94 | 7.71 |
| 6. | Chuck Norris uses SAP to keep track of his death count | 66 | 7.7 |
| 7. | SAP stands for Shai Agassi Products | 53 | 7.69 |
| 8. | In the ABAP forum some SDNers use the Psychic Friends Network to predict the next question to have ... | 54 | 7.63 |
| 9. | SAP NetWeaver is based on alien technology | 59 | 7.63 |
| 10. | By reading the source code of transaction SE38 you will temporarily be granted invisibility | 60 | 7.62 |
| 11. | If you post a question in the SDN ABAP forum, Rich Heilman already has the answer typed in and is j... | 47 | 7.61 |
| 12. | When SAP NetWeaver was released, there was a disturbance in the Force | 47 | 7.61 |
| 13. | SAP is so secure that condoms are made from it | 23 | 7.57 |
| 14. | SAP = MS^2 | 50 | 7.57 |
| 15. | There is only one number greater than the number of transactions in a SAP system - the number of pe... | 26 | 7.54 |
| 16. | Not 42, but SAP is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. | 30 | 7.54 |
| 17. | SAP wins a patent for all technologies whose names have 3-letter acronyms: ERP, CRM, MDM, XML, ESA,... | 41 | 7.51 |
| 18. | SAP only made its software so complicated because this way they were able to lay the foundation for... | 21 | 7.47 |
| 19. | The European Union has decided that by 2008, ABAP will be the only offical language used in parliam... | 51 | 7.46 |
| 20. | Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for: Finally use SAP in our network | 52 | 7.4 |
| 21. | SAP is such a great software that initially there weren't any errors. But in order to have any work... | 60 | 7.37 |
| 22. | The "Blue Pill" takes you to Walldorf. | 13 | 7.36 |
| 23. | From IMDB: When Larry Met SAP... Plot Outline: Larry and SAP have known each other for years, and a... | 16 | 7.35 |
| 24. | One day in the near future SDN points will replace the dollar as the preferred method of payment | 43 | 7.31 |
| 25. | SAP XI is used by Pentagon to translate alien radio signals to plain english | 49 | 7.24 |
| 26. | Think Bill Gates is generous? SAP has earned $10 in donations for its partners for every $1 it make... | 21 | 7.23 |
| 27. | SAP expects the Spanish Inquisition | 27 | 7.21 |
| 28. | SAP made Bill Gates retire. When asked why, SAP answered "Because we can" | 46 | 7.21 |
| 29. | HAL9000 ran 4.6C and spoke to Dave through a voice interface via EP6 SP2. While in transit the upgr... | 36 | 7.2 |
| 30. | What Yoda really meant to say about the force: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads... | 28 | 7.16 |
New facts
There are some new facts which are not the main list, since they have less than 20 votes (this is necessary in order to get a fair result). Please vote for them as well from http://sapfacts.elsewhat.com/new/
