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Caption Competition: The SAP Hana Big Data Tour

petr_solberg
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Good Afternoon Slackers Cool Peoples in the Coffee Corner,

on the way to lunch today, we saw the....

     SAP Big Data Tour

              

              

Your mission today, is to think up a caption for these two photographs.

I'll go first,

     is this what they mean by mobile data ?

Andy.  

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Jelena
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"What midlife crisis?"

Former Member
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If you have mid-life-crisis then HANA is definitely for you. It is all about command line tools and deep DB knowledge.

I am waiting for APIs. If there are no APIs then there is nothing you can rely on which you nor SAP is going to consistently make available.

The current UIs for the studio give me the impression that the administration APIs will still change and some work is still needed there.

So "watch status" or open development requests is the best HANA strategy, depending on your ramp-up appetite.

Cheers,

Julius

Jelena
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Ah, loosen up Julius, it's Coffee Corner! I'm guessing your entry into the contest would be "But where are my APIs?"

I do wonder though what kind of mpg (or would it be lpk in metric?) this moster has. Don't see any solar panels on it, so I'm guessing another caption might as well be "Our marketing message is more important than environment"...

Lukas_Weigelt
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By the way, instead of the mercedes star, the Truck needs to have a spinning Fiori-Flower symbol labled "Database is being loaded into Memory".

Spoiler: The Flower never stops spinning

petr_solberg
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now you're reminding of this gem

Andy.

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Private_Member_7726
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Powered by diesel.

Former Member
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SAP Big Data, now with Slide Outs!

Lukas_Weigelt
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"640 Exabytes ought to be enough for anybody."

Colleen
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Driving change